In hodden grey or scarlet goon,

There is only one brick building in all of Aberdeen, and it is a crumbled and useless shell, stared down into submission and ruin by its innumerable hard-nosed, stiff-lipped granite neighbours.


Jonathan Meades says something similar to this in this documentary and it's SO worth watching.

"Kanye's basically that knob who you only begrudgingly invite to the night-do part of your wedding. and even then he pisses against the bar."

-Grace Dent.