Thursday 13 March 2008

"the conventional is now the experimental"

thinking about pop music today, i realised something. theres been a shift, somewhere in the last ten years, where pop music is now a more genuine form of human expression than rock music is. rock bands are all so obviously designed and fake nowadays (kooks, muse, fratellis etc), all singing about what they hope the kids will like, whilst a lot of the pop groups of the moment, like girls aloud or you could even say britney, are talking about their own lives ('piece of me' by britney is amazing by the way, i stand by a lot of the things shes done recently-i thought the head shaving incident was an amazing statement-and i love that track a lot). and girls aloud singing about getting your frock on and getting pissed with the girls on a weekend. pop music's so direct, so melodic and accessible in contrast to the directionless, boring and oh-so-often patronising rock music that slathers around at the moment.

i was just thinking about this when, bang, as if from nowhere, this came on the telly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQViQPs-Np4

it sums up everything i want to say about how shit rock bands are at the moment. this music does literally nothing for me. there is music that i dont particularly like but i can still go 'yeah, i get it, just not my thing right now, still good though' eg drum n bass, david bowie, justin timberlake, amongst others. but this music i see nothing in. it goes straight through me and yet it drives me crazy. this track manages to contain all the things that i hate about it: the dull, uninspired guitar work treading the tired old rock band format; the completely meaningless, unimportant lyrics; that fucking top hat being the one gimmick that is needed so they are vaguely identifiable from the fratellis (but doesnt the fratellis guy also wear a top hat); the mild, shallow interest in 'vintage' things that goes no further than saying "i'm into vintage"; the same old boring 'man on the street' style of singing; the chorus about some girl who was a bit upsetting at one point in his life, the generally cynical lack of effort and they confuse punkish honesty and free-spiritedness with casual laziness and a lack of interest.

i hate it, i hate it so much. i dont like to get angry about things but this honestly is, in my opinion, some of the worst art that has ever been made and it upsets me that people are saying 'yes, this is enough for me to be happy with'

and when these fucks talk about music, they always say stuff like "well we've always loved the kinks" in the same joyless, uninspired way. god i really hate these idiots...sorry for going on.

it's amusing and great that we've got to a stage where commercial, processed-beats ridden pop music now has considerably more soul and pulse-raising melodies than music made by a garage rock band.

when did music lose its meaning? there is nothing inspiring about this shit. even the video is completely awful, a mish-mash of senseless sketches that mean nothing, to no one. i know that everyone my age hates nirvana and thats fine but i still reckon kurt was the last person who knew what the fuck to do with a guitar. no one since kurt cobain has had any real idea of their own about how to approach the tired old horse of rock. in a way this was because nirvana were all about how old and constricting rock music had become. when kurt would give up on songs live and just take the piss, they were my favourite bits, cos he was breaking out of the mould and leaving it all behind. incidentally nirvana are the only grunge band i've ever really liked, the rest of it is all either pretentious noise (mudhoney) or scuzzy misery-rawk (pearl jam), so i'm just talking about nirvana, not grunge, which was on the whole pretty negative miserable music.

when did musicians stop caring about the constant pressure to keep the quality up?
when did people start ripping off post-punk and why?
when did the smiles and laughs on musicians faces turn into smirks?
when did irony become acceptable in not only fashion but also music?
when did 'trash fashion' become acceptable?

music is so beautiful. more than any other form of art, it is a way of directly connecting two souls, instantaneously. when someone sings to you right, you understand everything about them, you're best friends for a minute. it makes you realise the inherent beauty in the world around you. people put music and their favourite songs in the most important parts of their lives-their weddings, funerals, sexual intercourse, even suicides are all done to music. it matters to people more than anything else. it's played in lifts and shopping centres because it makes the people there feel better. it is a current that runs under society. doesnt it say something about humans that 99% of our songs are about love (or lack thereof)? it's the only thing in the world other than a person that can wrap itself around you. Music's amazing, it's my favourite thing. i have 'wasted' my life and failed many exams that i shouldn't have failed because of my listening to music constantly and i just get honestly upset by mediocrity like this. it just pisses on everything that i love and hold dear and i want it to die.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

quite a lot of anger here but in fairness that clocks song is almost like a spoof. Nice to have a longer post too x

Anonymous said...

i think it's the "music is my life" attitude that inspires this kind of clocks crap. like you say, music is the one thing everyone has in common with each other, but because everyone holds it so dear, everyone thinks they can make it. to a massive fratellis fan (god knows they must exist somewhere), going out and making something like that clocks song is a huge important thing to them. if they view mediocre music as the best, then they believe they've made the best, and who are we to say they can't make art that they are happy with?

i just think music should be viewed as more of a luxury. then perhaps people would take it more seriously and put more effort into it.

Joe said...

You said it. I didn't even make it through that song by the way.

technicalities said...

How long had you been into pop at this stage? The Britney bit sounds like forcing your way against your intuitions.