what are you, in love with your problems?

listening to 77 has never made so much sense

to return to a path that we've walked before and which joe shamelessly copied a while ago, here's the proposed cabinet from the clarkson for pm group:


"PM - Jeremy Clarkson
Chancellor of the Exchequer - James May
Foreign Sec - Richard Hammond
Home Sec - Al Murray
Deputy PM - Hugh Grant
Trans Sec - The Stig
Health Sec - Jonathan Ross
Education Sec - Stephen Fry
Defence Sec - Boris Johnson
Trade Sec - Simon Cowell
Culture Sec - Peter Kay
Excise and Customs - Charles Kennedy (obviously)
UN Rep - Michael Palin
NATO Permanent Rep - Gordon Ramsey
Head of BoE - John Cleese
Policy Coordinator - Stephen Merchant
Minister to EU - Rowan Atkinson
Chief of Defence Staff - Dick Strawbridge (google image it)"


what i like most about this is the way that boris johnson pops up as defence secretary. he's a real politician, and yet the idea of him holding such an office earnestly turns up in a parody...

"i'm wearin' awa, john,
like snaw-wreaths in the thaw, john..."

"now i'm back on the streets,
knee deep in concrete..."

"According to Pink, her biggest influences are Bette Midler, Janis Joplin, Steven Tyler, Bad Religion, Mary J. Blige, Bob Marley, Billy Joel, Indigo Girls, Don McLean, 2Pac and The Notorious B.I.G"

this is easily one of the best things ever written

is there any music less primal than that of primal scream?

there are holes in what we do

wiley apparently got stabbed the other day. its worth heading over to his myspace to check out the comments he got from people after this got out

http://www.myspace.com/eskiboywiley

"lol wiley u ded?"