to return to a path that we've walked before and which joe shamelessly copied a while ago, here's the proposed cabinet from the clarkson for pm group:


"PM - Jeremy Clarkson
Chancellor of the Exchequer - James May
Foreign Sec - Richard Hammond
Home Sec - Al Murray
Deputy PM - Hugh Grant
Trans Sec - The Stig
Health Sec - Jonathan Ross
Education Sec - Stephen Fry
Defence Sec - Boris Johnson
Trade Sec - Simon Cowell
Culture Sec - Peter Kay
Excise and Customs - Charles Kennedy (obviously)
UN Rep - Michael Palin
NATO Permanent Rep - Gordon Ramsey
Head of BoE - John Cleese
Policy Coordinator - Stephen Merchant
Minister to EU - Rowan Atkinson
Chief of Defence Staff - Dick Strawbridge (google image it)"


what i like most about this is the way that boris johnson pops up as defence secretary. he's a real politician, and yet the idea of him holding such an office earnestly turns up in a parody...