this is just too funny:

"Reasons Peaches Geldof would fit right into Bristol University:

- She has five middle names (really, she does).

- One of her sisters is called Fifi.

- When writing a column for the Daily Telegraph she tirelessly attempted to make even the most irrelevant subjects seem profound by using long words in inappropriate place....a job at the Epigram beckons!

- She is a DJ as part of a self-styled 'soundtrack collective' who call themselves "The New Testament Party Crew" (again, you couldn't make it up).

- The Lizard Lounge would probably welcome "The New Testament Party Crew" with open-arms.

- She studied Politics and History of Art for her AS-levels.

- Like most at Bristol, she would probably look down at UWE and view herself to be on a par with Oxbridge undergraduates.

- Like most at Bristol University, she would have no reason to look down at UWE or to view herself as being on a par with Oxbridge undergraduates.

- I'm sure she likes Pimms, and I’m sure she also likes pashmina.

- She has spent time in Morocco 'learning the culture'."